Christmas is the time of year when people are looking for any excuse to spread cheer and good tidings. What better way to do that than with a few cheesy Christmas pick up lines? Here are a few of our favorites:
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Pick Up Lines For Christmas
- Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something horny.
- Wanna meet Santa’s little helper?
- Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
- Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree.
- Can I see your tinsel?
- What do you say we make this a Not-so-Silent Night?
- Are you Christmas?
- If your left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come to visit you between the holidays?
- Is your name Jingle Bells, cause you look like you go all the way
- This year Santa is going to come more than once.
- Because I want to Merry you.
- Black ice isn’t the only thing I’m falling for.
- I can tell you’re quite the ‘elf-a-male’
- Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you’re the whole package.
- He’s not so little, if you know what I mean…
- Come sit on my lap. I’ve got a special gift just for you.
- Can I lick your candy cane?
- I’d ride that sleigh!
- Do you wanna taste my Christmas cookie?
- Believe me, if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
- How about I slip down your chimney, at half-past midnight?
- Believe me if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
- Yule do.
- Do you live in an igloo? Because you seem like a pretty cool person.
- I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because you make me light up!
- I don’t care if I’m on your naughty list or your nice list, I just want to be on your to-do list.
- Do you wanna sit on my yule log?
- Shouldn’t you be on top of the tree, Angel?
- He may have a nice car, but I have a fast sleigh.
- Did you bring me a flashlight for Christmas Santa?
- Santa: Wanna sit on my lap and discuss the first thing that comes up?
- You know I would love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.
- How about we make tonight a not-so-silent night?
- That Christmas tree isn’t the only thing that’s going to have an angel on top of it.
- Let’s both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.
- Are you Christmas? Because I want to merry you.
- Are you Christmas, because I want to Merry you.
- Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
- Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you pleased to see me?
- Girl if you come to my house on Black Friday, all clothes will be 100 percent off.
- Can I ride your reindeer?
- Do you live in an igloo? Because you’re a pretty cool person.
- How about I slip down your chimney at half past midnight?
- Wanna sit on the North Pole tonight?
- Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
- I checked twice, and you are definitely on the naughty list!
- I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you…
- If Christmas is one leg and New Year is the other, can I visit between the holidays?
- If i was the Grinch, I wouldn’t steal Christmas. I’d steal you.
- If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good all year round.
- Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
- What’s the difference between you and the Grinch? The Grinch stole Christmas but you’ve stolen my heart.
- Can I take a picture of you, so I can show santa exactly what I want for Christmas.
- Can I stuff your stocking?
- Want some of my eggnog?
- Wanna meet Santa’s little helper?
Dirty Christmas Jokes Pick Up Lines
- So, you’re not on Santa’s naughty list? Well,I can change that.
- And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.
- My heart is not the only thing that could grow 3 inches.
- Even Santa Doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.
- Let’s exchange Christmas gifts. I’m yours and your mine.
- Now I WOULD touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole.
- Just pat my head, get me a drink and take me to bed.
- If I cant find a reindeer, I’ll date a fox instead.
- Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree.
- If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
- Are you the north star because I’m trying to have you lead me home tonig
- Are you Christmas? because I want to merry you.
- Black ice isn’t the only thing that brings me to my knees.
- On the 11th day of Christmas, the pipers aren’t the only ones piping thi
- Call me Santa because I’ll be a ho ho ho for you!
- If I were the Grinch, I wouldn’t steal Christmas, I’d steal you.
- Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas
- Are you a snowball? Because I bet you’ll melt in my hands or my mouth.
- Wanna meet Santa’s little helper?
- I’m just like a Christmas present, you’ll love waking me up to me in the
- Will you help Santa let is snow tonight?
- No need for a sleigh, you could just ride me.
- I was going to warm my hands by the fireplace, but you’re hotter.
- Want to sit on the north pole tonight?
- I like you Christmas wrapping, but I’d have to inspect it.
- What do you say we make a not so silent night.
- I’d love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.
- If a fat guy grabs you and put you in a bag, don’t panic. I told Santa I
- Is your name jingle bells, because it looks like you go all the way.
- I must be a snowflake ’cause I’ve fallen for you.
- I don’t have a foot fetish, but I’m really into you mistletoe.
- Hey babe, I checked it twice and I am pretty sure you’re on my naughty l
- Do you want to be Santa’s helper? Because you could have my sack.
- If you left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, could I
- ver made love to a green guy?
- Shouldn’t you be at the top of the tree? Because you are an angel.
- I feel like a Christmas tree when I am with you because you make me ligh
- When I think about you, I touch my elf.
- Forget 12 days of Christmas, I want 12 days with you.
- Sit on my lap and I’ll give you a merry christmas
- I didn’t think I was a snowman, but you make my heart melt.
- If you jingle my bells you’ll definitely have a white Christmas.
- I know it’s not Christmas yet, but Santa’s lap is always ready.
- All I want for Christmas is your number.
- You could be my little drummer boy in the bedroom.
- I want you to shimmy down my chimney tonight.
- They call me a present. Want to unwrap me?
- I can be a mean one, if that is what you are into.
- I’m dreaming of a white Christmas and I’m not talking about snow.
- Let’s role play Christmas decorating. I’ll be the tree and you be the an
- I’ve got something in my sack for you.
- Are you a stocking? “cause I wan to stuff you.
- He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.
- I’d like to play with your ornaments.
- Are you looking for a Christmas tree topper? Because I’ve been told I’m
- When you think about it, I am the opposite of Santa because I bring toys
- Unlike me, Christmas came fast.
