Best: Christmas Pick Up Lines

Christmas is the time of year when people are looking for any excuse to spread cheer and good tidings. What better way to do that than with a few cheesy Christmas pick up lines? Here are a few of our favorites:

Pick Up Lines For Christmas

• Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something horny.
• Wanna meet Santa’s little helper?
• Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
• Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree.
• Can I see your tinsel?
• What do you say we make this a Not-so-Silent Night?
• Are you Christmas?
• If your left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come to visit you between the holidays?
• Is your name Jingle Bells, cause you look like you go all the way
• This year Santa is going to come more than once.
• Because I want to Merry you.
• Black ice isn’t the only thing I’m falling for.
• I can tell you’re quite the ‘elf-a-male’
• Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you’re the whole package.
• He’s not so little, if you know what I mean…
• Come sit on my lap. I’ve got a special gift just for you.
• Can I lick your candy cane?
• I’d ride that sleigh!
• Do you wanna taste my Christmas cookie?
• Believe me, if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
• How about I slip down your chimney, at half-past midnight?
• Believe me if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
• Yule do.
• Do you live in an igloo? Because you seem like a pretty cool person.
• I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because you make me light up!
• I don’t care if I’m on your naughty list or your nice list, I just want to be on your to-do list.
• Do you wanna sit on my yule log?
• Shouldn’t you be on top of the tree, Angel?
• He may have a nice car, but I have a fast sleigh.
• Did you bring me a flashlight for Christmas Santa?
• Santa: Wanna sit on my lap and discuss the first thing that comes up?
• You know I would love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.
• How about we make tonight a not-so-silent night?
• That Christmas tree isn’t the only thing that’s going to have an angel on top of it.
• Let’s both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.
• Are you Christmas? Because I want to merry you.
• Are you Christmas, because I want to Merry you.
• Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
• Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you pleased to see me?
• Girl if you come to my house on Black Friday, all clothes will be 100 percent off.
• Can I ride your reindeer?
• Do you live in an igloo? Because you’re a pretty cool person.
• How about I slip down your chimney at half past midnight?
• Wanna sit on the North Pole tonight?
• Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
• I checked twice, and you are definitely on the naughty list!
• I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you…
• If Christmas is one leg and New Year is the other, can I visit between the holidays?
• If i was the Grinch, I wouldn’t steal Christmas. I’d steal you.
• If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good all year round.
• Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
• What’s the difference between you and the Grinch? The Grinch stole Christmas but you’ve stolen my heart.
• Can I take a picture of you, so I can show santa exactly what I want for Christmas.
• Can I stuff your stocking?
• Want some of my eggnog?
• Wanna meet Santa’s little helper?

Dirty Christmas Jokes Pick Up Lines

• So, you’re not on Santa’s naughty list? Well,I can change that.
• And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.
• My heart is not the only thing that could grow 3 inches.
• Even Santa Doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.
• Let’s exchange Christmas gifts. I’m yours and your mine.
• Now I WOULD touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole.
• Just pat my head, get me a drink and take me to bed.
• If I cant find a reindeer, I’ll date a fox instead.
• Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree.
• If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
• Are you the north star because I’m trying to have you lead me home tonig
• Are you Christmas? because I want to merry you.
• Black ice isn’t the only thing that brings me to my knees.
• On the 11th day of Christmas, the pipers aren’t the only ones piping thi
• Call me Santa because I’ll be a ho ho ho for you!
• If I were the Grinch, I wouldn’t steal Christmas, I’d steal you.
• Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas
• Are you a snowball? Because I bet you’ll melt in my hands or my mouth.
• Wanna meet Santa’s little helper?
• I’m just like a Christmas present, you’ll love waking me up to me in the
• Will you help Santa let is snow tonight?
• No need for a sleigh, you could just ride me.
• I was going to warm my hands by the fireplace, but you’re hotter.
• Want to sit on the north pole tonight?
• I like you Christmas wrapping, but I’d have to inspect it.
• What do you say we make a not so silent night.
• I’d love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.
• If a fat guy grabs you and put you in a bag, don’t panic. I told Santa I
• Is your name jingle bells, because it looks like you go all the way.
• I must be a snowflake ’cause I’ve fallen for you.
• I don’t have a foot fetish, but I’m really into you mistletoe.
• Hey babe, I checked it twice and I am pretty sure you’re on my naughty l
• Do you want to be Santa’s helper? Because you could have my sack.
• If you left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, could I
• ver made love to a green guy?
• Shouldn’t you be at the top of the tree? Because you are an angel.
• I feel like a Christmas tree when I am with you because you make me ligh
• When I think about you, I touch my elf.
• Forget 12 days of Christmas, I want 12 days with you.
• Sit on my lap and I’ll give you a merry christmas
• I didn’t think I was a snowman, but you make my heart melt.
• If you jingle my bells you’ll definitely have a white Christmas.
• I know it’s not Christmas yet, but Santa’s lap is always ready.
• All I want for Christmas is your number.
• You could be my little drummer boy in the bedroom.
• I want you to shimmy down my chimney tonight.
• They call me a present. Want to unwrap me?
• I can be a mean one, if that is what you are into.
• I’m dreaming of a white Christmas and I’m not talking about snow.
• Let’s role play Christmas decorating. I’ll be the tree and you be the an
• I’ve got something in my sack for you.
• Are you a stocking? “cause I wan to stuff you.
• He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.
• I’d like to play with your ornaments.
• Are you looking for a Christmas tree topper? Because I’ve been told I’m
• When you think about it, I am the opposite of Santa because I bring toys
• Unlike me, Christmas came fast.