In this blog post, we’ll share some of the best savage quotes perfect for your next Instagram caption. So whether you’re looking for a sassy caption for your next selfie or a savage quote to use for your next group photo, we’ve got you covered.
- Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.
- They say good things take time… That’s why I’m always late.
- The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Better get ready.
- Shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dck. Revenge? Nah, I’m too lazy I’m going to sit here and let Karma f you up.
- My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
- Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too.
- Life goes on, with or without you.
- If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best.
- If it requires smiling, I probably won’t come.
- I love the sound you make when you shut up.
- I am 99% angel, but oh, that 1%…
- Be a bad a** with a good a**.
- I am Fiji water. You are toilet water.
- I don’t hate you. I’m just not necessarily excited about your existence.
- I’m a scuba diver in a sea of idiots.
- It’s hard to do epic stuff with basic people like you.
- It’s not necessary for everyone to like me. Not everyone matters!
- Karma’s just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She says she’ll be with you shortly.
- Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.
- The uglier the Snapchat the closer the friendship.
- There’s no “we” in fries.
- What’s a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking, more powerful.
- You are so fake that even China refused to accept that they made you.
- You are the puzzle piece to my Lego house. Basically, useless.
- You were my cup of tea, but I drink champagne now.
- Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
- Don’t stand too close to the heater babe. Plastic melts.
- Bro, you have an entire life to be stupid. Take a day off.
- B*, I wanna slap you, but I don’t know in which face.

Table of Contents:
Savage Instagram Captions for Girls
- 50% Savage, 50% Sweetheart.
- Bro, you have an entire life to be stupid. Take a day off.
- Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
- Don’t test me. I have screenshots.
- Good luck finding someone who will put up with your bullshit as well as I did.
- I am 99% angel, but oh, that 1%…
- I am Fiji water. You are toilet water
- I got a good heart but this mouth.
- I hope your air conditioner breaks this summer.
- I just don’t want to look back and think “I could’ve eaten that”
- I like myself like I like my coffee. It’s like dark, bitter and too hot for you.
- I love the sound you make when you shut up.
- I’m cool. PS: You’re not.
- If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote.
- If Karma doesn’t hit you, l gladly will.
- If I swallow scrabble pieces and barf it out, that would still make a better statement than what you speak.
- Is ‘UGH’ an emotion? Because I feel it.
- It’s hard to do epic stuff with basic people like you.
- It’s not necessary for everyone to like me. Not everyone matters!
- Just wing it. Life, Eyeliner, Everything.
- Karma’s just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She says she’ll be with you shortly.

- Make peace with your broken pieces.
- My life feels like a test I didn’t study for.
- My lips are the gun. Smile is the trigger. My kisses are the bullets. Label me a killer.
- No, I checked my receipt. I didn’t buy any of your bullshit.
- Please sign in the air like I’m Nixon.
- Queens don’t compete with hoes.
- She has a heart which is savage but she has a golden heart as well.
- Sometimes you gotta be a beauty and a beast.
- The idea is to not be, what people expect you to be, and I strictly follow this idea.
- The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Better get ready.
- Too glam to give a dam As lost as Alice As mad as the Hatter.
- You are so fake that even China refused to accept that they made you.
Savage Instagram Captions for Boys
1 | You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now. |
2 | You look like something I drew with my left hand. |
3 | You are the puzzle piece to my Lego house. Basically, useless. |
4 | You are so fake that even China refused to accept that they made you. |
5 | Turn ya savage up and lose ya feelings. |
6 | Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny. |
7 | They say good things take time… That’s why I’m always late. |
8 | There’s no “we” in fries. |
9 | The uglier the Snapchat the closer the friendship. |
10 | The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be Ready. |
11 | So blunt you can smoke my truth. |
12 | She got mad hustle and dope soul. |
13 | Revenge? Nah, I’m too lazy I’m going to sit here and let Karma f*** u up. |
14 | Raindrop. Drop top. All I do is eat non Stop. |
15 | Proof that I can do selfies better than you. |
16 | No, I checked my receipt. I didn’t buy any of your bullshit. |
17 | Me every day: Slay, Me in December: Sleigh. |
18 | Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. |
19 | Life is better when you’re laughing. |
20 | Life goes on, with or without you. |
21 | Let’s just say Darwin would not have written about evolution had he met you first. |
22 | If it requires smiling, I probably won’t come. |
23 | If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote. |
24 | I’ve always loved the idea of not being what people expect me to be. |
25 | I’m just at a whole new ‘f*** it’ level |
26 | I love the sound you make when you shut up. |
27 | I had to let go of us to show myself what I could do. |
28 | I got a good heart but this mouth. |
29 | Don’t stand too close to the heater babe. Plastic melts. |
30 | Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness, b***. |
31 | Catch flights, not feelings. |
32 | Beauty attracts the eye, but personality captures the heart. |
33 | Be a little more you, and a lot less them. |
34 | B***, I wanna slap you, but I don’t know in which face. |
35 | 50% Savage, 50% Sweetheart |