Tequila Captions and Quotes for Instagram

No matter what you’re celebrating, tequila always makes it better. Whether you’re toasting to a good time or simply enjoying a nice margarita, tequila always makes things more exciting. And what better way to document your tequila-fueled fun than with a few captions and quotes for Instagram?

If you’re looking for the perfect caption or quote to accompany your next tequila-filled Instagram post, look no further. We’ve rounded up the best tequila captions and quotes for any and every occasion. So raise your glass and get ready to party!

Tequila Captions

• Life is better with Tequila.
• Life isn’t always about tacos and tequila, but it should be.
• Tequila is like Duck tape, it fixes damn nearly everything.
• Always cry over spilled tequila.
• The strength of love is what matters most.
• Lemons are a perfect accompaniment to tequila.
• Drink just the right amount of tequila.
• “I wonder if there is a margarita out there thinking about me, too.”
• When life gives you lemons, get out the tequila.
• Some people believe tequila is healthy for them.
• Tequila can cause hallucinations.
• “I usually just prefer to chase a shot of tequila with another shot of tequila.”
• With tequila, there are no rules. Tequila is the rule.
• The secret formula to happiness tastes a lot like tequila.
• If you want to make some memories, add some tequila.
• If you want to keep your dignity intact, stay away from tequila.
• I might not be everyone’s cup of tea, but I am someone’s shot of tequila.
• “When life gets too salty, add a little tequila and lime.”
• I am well aware I’m not everyone’s cup of tea, I’d rather be someone’s shot of tequila anyway!
• All things are possible with tequila and lipstick.
• Life is better with Tequila.
• “Don’t be a chaser, be the one who is chased. You are the tequila, not the lime.”
• This tequila tastes like I’m not going to work tomorrow.
• It was too much Tequila, or not quite enough.
• An ounce of breast milk is even more potent than the finest tequila.
• Drinking tequila is pleasant.
• Don’t take life too seriously.
• It was too much Tequila, or not quite enough.
• Tequila probably won’t fix your problems, but it’s worth a shot.
• Many people love taking tequila shots.
• Tequila probably won’t fix your problems, but it’s worth a shot.
• When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.
• “The next forecast with the words “ice” and “salt” better be a margarita recipe.”
• Friends don’t like friends drink bad tequila.
• “You can’t buy happiness…but you can buy tequila. And that’s kind of the same thing.”
• If you want to keep your dignity intact, stay away from tequila.
• No one can stop at just the first shot of tequila.
• Breast milk is more powerful than tequila.
• “I lick the salt, swallow the tequila and suck the line.”
• Deal with your wins and losses alike. With tequila, lemon and a pinch of salt.
• Always keep a bottle of tequila in the fridge for special occasions. You know, like Tuesdays.
• Beer, tequila, and cocaine are all on offer.
• One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
• Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.
• At least you don’t need a prescription for tequila.
• Tequila can make you imagine crazy things.
• Tequila Sunrise evokes an exotic and romantic picture.
• Tequila. Straight. There’s a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won’t go down. Then you know you’ve reached your limit.
• “Coffee: You can do this. Wine: You don’t have to do this. Tequila: You just did that.”
• Love is like tequila shots, not the quantity but strength matters.
• Sometimes you just want to relax and let go.
• Take life with a pinch of salt A shot of tequila and a wedge of lime Do nothing at all But take your time.
• We should all believe in something, and I believe it’s time for another shot of tequila.
• Be resourceful with your time.
• Tequila, sunshine, and tacos are a great combination.
• You start having sublime experiences after having tequila.
• A few tequila shots and then you know you’ve lost it.
• And no one drank just one shot of tequila.
• Alcohol should be consumed only in moderation.
• Drinking tequila is more about the journey than the destination.
• Tequila is like duct tape. It fixes nearly everything.
• You’re free to enjoy tequila whenever you want.
• Tequila is a crowd-pleaser.
• Tequila is more enjoyable than white wine.
• There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.
• Tequila drinkers are different from champagne drinkers.
• Some people drink tequila to calm themselves down.
• Not everyone who drinks tequila wants to get drunk.
• Tequila is like acid in a glass.
• Many people just can’t resist tequila.
• “If you want to make some memories, add some tequila.”
• At least you do’ need a prescription for tequila.
• I wonder if there is a margarita out there somewhere thinking about me.
• Tequila can make any moment more memorable.
• Tequila is like an invitation to the cops.
• And no one drank just one shot of tequila.
• Take life with a grain of salt and a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila.
• Tequila is to be shared with friends.
• “Tequila may not be the answer but it’s worth a shot!”
• Deal with your wins and losses alike. With tequila, lemon and a pinch of salt.
• After the third tequila shot, you completely lose your senses.
• “Take life with a grain of salt and a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila.”

Tequila Quotes

“When I taste Tequila, baby I still see ya.”

– Dan & Shay

• “Very few people have that effect. Very few people are tequila and champagne at the same time.” – Fredrik Backman
• “I drink Jack Daniel’s. I drink tequila. But you do it in moderation.” – Michael Anthony
• “We should all believe in something, and I believe it’s time for another shot of tequila.” – Justin Timberlake
• “An ounce of breast milk is even more potent than the finest tequila.” – Tori Amos
• “It was too much tequila, or not quite enough.” – Jimmy Buffett
• “If you want to make some memories, add some tequila. It was too much Tequila, or not quite enough.” – Jimmy Buffett
• “Tequila! From darkness, there is light!” – Bradley Whitford, Cabin In The Woods
• “I knew I hated straight shots of anything except tequila. I was definitely a tequila girl.” – Wendy Higgins
• “I like to go dancing, having a few beers. I like being alone, too. And I have days where it’s “God, get me a shot of tequila.”” – Justine Bateman
• “Drinking tequila is more about the journey than the destination.” – Rainbow Rowell
• “Sublime is something you choke on after a shot of tequila.” – Mark Z. Danielewski
• “Love is like tequila shots, not the quantity but strength matters.” – Saru Singhal
• “When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.” – Sanjaya Malakar
• “I enjoy tequila, which has a strange effect on people and makes parties more fun than warm white wine.” – Simon Sebag Montefiore
• “O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate.” – Tom Robbins
• “Take life with a pinch of salt, a shot of tequila and a wedge of lime so nothing at all but take your time.” – John Walter Bratton
• “A little tequila, sunshine, and tacos never hurt anybody.” – Matthew McConaughey

“When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who’s life gave them Tequila and have a party.”

– Ron White